transmaskmetaknight

bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on

yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .

transmaskmetaknight

her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal

he is so scared all the time

clairepngart

long rest

greelin

that one vash panel still kills me. btw

greelin

wailing in agony. breaking things. et cetera

itslookingback

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

magnetothemagnificent

TikTok

redvelvetrevolver

5 Minute Crafts

doffy

I really genuinely like this site and it's original layout and premise. I like custom themes. I like mobile themes. I like how posting works. I like how tag search works. I like sending and receiving asks. I like how you can make your blog whatever the hell you want. I like this fucking platform and for some reason staff is vigorously sawing their limbs off like they have to but they're in the middle of a grocery store and everyone there is going "why the hell are you doing that?" and staff cries "you all want me to"

runcibility

The most tumblr thing I'm going to see outside tumblr all day

melonsap

For those worried about the crew having to do a whole job just for one person, flight staff only get paid for time they're in the air; if he'd cancelled, they wouldn't have gotten paid for zip.

So in other words, he gave them an easy day where they can spend most of it on break, and also airplane staff should unionize.

memendoemori

Also the plane likely has to get to NC somehow so you might as well have fun with it

phlebasthebroenician

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

transkelsier-m-deactivated20211

brings a 200 hundred dollar authentic lightsaber replica into the marriage

transkelsier-m-deactivated20211

she took my 200 dollar authentic lightsaber replica in the divorce

ampervadasz

Unmute !

edgebug

Video transcription:

"...Terrell and in Dallas, your--your heat index is 107. Everyone in McKinney is dead. The temperature--the, uh, the heat index right now in McKinney is ten thousand--what is that, one hundred and one thousand, one hundred and five. It's hot in McKinney."

pitbolshevik

look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

pitbolshevik

the chiropractor fandom did NOT like this post

velnna

More epic gamer moments

stardustnotes

me: *wants to become polyglot, historian, poet, artist, master four instruments, travel the world, have a social life and a romantic relationship*

also me: due to my personal reasons i will now completely detach myself from reality, sit in my bedroom and contemplate existence for four (4) hours straight.

umbral-mage

Ah, I see you have chosen the noble path of the philosopher.